Gandhi & Machiavelli Skit
Talking heads like in Futurama:
M: Hello mr. Gandhi. Pleased to meet you. My name is Machiavelli.
G: Sure, man. I humbly welcome you. Let us sit down.
M: I'd prefer to stand, thank you.
G: Yes, standing is good for the feet. One should always be on ones feet. This way he can see further.
M: I try to be the last one standing.
G: I can totally feel your vibe, man. But consider this: when a tree stands alone, the tree stands alone.
G: Yes, surely ..... Yet, the distinction between small trees and big trees is that big trees get cut down by the forester.
M: In a literal sense:
The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. There are only individual egos, crazy for love.∎ Back to Index